Für alljene, die den Fall kommen sehen, sich jedoch nicht dagegen wehren können: ein Manifest der Freuden der Urner Katzenmusik und Fasnacht, welche als die strubste Jahreszeit gilt.

I’m cold and heavy
My steps are unsteady
I feel like my own one marching band
I wade through the sea of decadency
I’m digging a hole for idiocrasy

Sun halo above
I’m losing one glove
I’m losing my time
Dime after dime

With a song for the deuce
Preserving the blues
We strike together
And march together

It’s worthwhile waiting – keep baiting
It’s worthwhile waiting – our magnificence
It’s worthwhile waiting – keep baiting
It’s worthwhile waiting – I’m glad you made it, glad you made it here

Interlude

The hoarse voice as a proof of my loyalty to stupidity
And all the madness and weirdness still make sense
To me and to us all
There’s only one big step to the fall

It’s worthwhile waiting – keep baiting
It’s worthwhile waiting – our magnificence
It’s worthwhile waiting – keep baiting
It’s worthwhile waiting – I’m glad you made it, glad you made it here

I’m cold and heavy
My steps are unsteady
I feel like my own one marching band
I wade through the sea of decadency
I’m digging a hole for idiocrasy

Sun halo above
I’m losing one glove
I’m losing my time
Dime after dime

With a song for the deuce
Preserving the blues
We strike together
And march together

It’s worthwhile waiting – keep baiting
It’s worthwhile waiting – our magnificence
It’s worthwhile waiting – keep baiting
It’s worthwhile waiting – I’m glad you made it, glad you made it here