Ref :
Could you please act as if you were happy with me
Couldn’t you just pretend that i was good enough for you
Couldn’t you just say that i could be the one and only
Make me believe that you wont be leaving so soon

I know I promised i was gonna bring you breakfast in bed
I made some toast but they got burnt
Too bad all the bread was gone
...but I checked that an egg or two was left in the fridge
But guess the eggs were old and way past the sell by date
past the sell by date...

Verse 2:
I know it was up to me to take care of your cat
while you were on holiday and to see your friends
And I was so sorry when she died
I swear i did feed her
... at least the first 2 days
but then i don’t know... i guess i forgot.
But i swear i didn’t mean to

Verse 3:
It’s not really my fault if the car crashed down the street
I just forgot to put the brakes on
But it’s not really my fault if the street was on a hill
And let me remind you that our house didn’t even burn down
when the firemen came
because I forgot to switch the cooker off